I failed to mention the biggest weirdness of Friday night's gig downtown: I got home, pulled my truck into the garage, and as I walked around the back to go in the house, I noticed a cell phone. Umm...now what? A couple of thoughts: 1. I tried responding to a recent text (I can swipe the message notification and reply without unlocking my phone), but that was not an option. Same with returning a missed call. The phone wouldn't let me do it. 2. I noticed that this was a Verizon phone, so I wondered if I could turn it in to a Verizon store and let them track down the owner. I mulled the whole phone thing over for a while, and then the "FIND MY IPHONE" alert went off. I wanted to answer that one, too, to say, "I'm here! Come get it! I don't want your phone!" but that is also not an option. Finally, the owner called and wanted to know who I was and how I got her phone, and of course, how she could get it back. I told h...